Speaking of Hanna, while all this was going on, she was driving Al wild — albeit far more innocently — by insisting that it never occurred to her to steal her boss’ money and going on about how she loved to be of service. But when he tried to compliment her eyes, she immediately refocused him on the task at hand; he was getting coffee from her, nothing more! Back at Madison’s, Jeffrey questioned whether maybe Colby was on something. He was, replied Colby — it was called not living his whole life in fear. When Madison got home, Colby excused himself to take a call… oh… from a john. The plot thickens! Later, no sooner had Justin finally taken down his I Heart Jeffrey stalker memorial than who should arrive at his door but… Colby! The two were just about to quibble about “Sam” being too fem for Justin when in barged Tanner, who’d cloned his brother’s phone and knew that he was meeting a hustler. When the homophobic brute refused to let Colby leave in one piece, Colby — sorry, “Sam” — kicked the a–hole’s butt. “I’m a former Marine, bitch,” he quipped before demanding payment for services not rendered and exiting stage left.