When you die in 30XX, thus bringing your run to a premature and perhaps permanent end, there’s a good chance you will receive a message from the Bureau of Encouragement. In a roguelike platformer where death can feel like a crushing setback or at best wasted time, you would be forgiven for expecting to find comfort in such a message. A consoling pat on the back, some inspiring words, or at least a sliver of hope. You would be wrong. “Ooooh! So close…” says the Bureau of Encouragement. “Just kidding. That was terrible!”